Open Letters

And we're closed.

Love, me.

Dear shameless self-advertisers of Tumblr

Stop getting on OPENLETTERS to advertise your blog. It’s annoying and I’d rather read actual entertaining open-letters with some substance to them. Is that too much to ask? Fuck.

Sincerely,
allibautista

Dear people of tumblr

Why is everyone all of the sudden posting open letters to the masses of blogging individuals using this site proclaiming that are Michigan state students and that they love to drink and everyone should come see what they have to say? Now I know you are asking yourself, can he create a longer run on sentence? I proudly proclaim, YES I CAN.

Basically what I am saying is you should come check out the pointless ramblings on my tumblr.

Sincerely,
ozaidentity

Dear Person I've Never Even Really Met Before

So we had ONE class together two years ago and have some mutual acquaintances, but does that really mean you have to follow me on the Internet and make/post incredibly annoying comments on everything I post on Tumblr, Twitter, Flickr, etc.? I don’t care that you’re an insomniac or suffer round the clock migraines, I just wanted to Twitter that I shouldn’t have taken a long evening nap, not hear about how naps make you ill and you cope by listening to Queen late at night.

Sincerely,
jona

Dear mysterious person whos not so mysterious

i can’t figure out you at all, but theres something about it that still makes me wanna be your friend. we both know who the real you is, i just don’t wanna be too close

Sincerely,
livelikenoother

Dear You

my name is zack.

i did drugs once.

i am a spartan,

so check me out.

Sincerely,
shutupinternet

Dear lifeofkellie

:)

Sincerely,
masscity

Dear velvetrobots

:(

Sincerely,
masscity

Dear openletterers

Get a clue.

Sincerely,
hiiamblair

Dear velvetrobots

Sorry I didn’t include the “s” in my last open letter to you. Please forgive me. :-)

Sincerely,
lifeofkellie