Dear Hyperactive Co-Worker
I know you would really like me to complete this Very. Important. project for you, but if you continue to come to my desk and ask how it’s coming along, it will take me EVEN LONGER. Not just because of your distractions, but because of the amount of time it takes me to refocus instead of imagining punching you in the balls repeatedly.
It feels almost as good as going postal, but without the inconvenient prison sentence.
