Dear Person I've Never Even Really Met Before

So we had ONE class together two years ago and have some mutual acquaintances, but does that really mean you have to follow me on the Internet and make/post incredibly annoying comments on everything I post on Tumblr, Twitter, Flickr, etc.? I don’t care that you’re an insomniac or suffer round the clock migraines, I just wanted to Twitter that I shouldn’t have taken a long evening nap, not hear about how naps make you ill and you cope by listening to Queen late at night.

Sincerely,
jona